*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
Melissa May - “Dear Ursula” (WoWPS 2014)
"You, big lady, were the only Disney character who ever looked like me. And while you may not have had the waist line of a princess, I’ll be goddamned if you didn’t have the swagger of a queen."
Performing during prelims at the 2014 Women of the World Poetry Slam. Melissa placed 7th overall in the tournament.
This is perfect.
when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
or, why does everyone always go straight to Sansa/Jon or Sansa/Robb when Sansa/Bran is in existence???
This post was inspired by a recent ask that donewithwoodenteeth received. Someone asked if Robb and Sansa had as strong of a relationship as Jon…
villains who switch sides due to personal convictions and not because they fell in love with a hero
villains who fall in love with a hero but refuse to switch sides due to personal convictions
villains who have feelings for heroes but aren’t willing to just ditch their life and everything they’ve worked for
sympathetic villains with goals and motivations other than heroic bonkybits
look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything